That's Not Dancing, It's A Drunken Stupor

By Editorial Staff in Funny On 23rd October 2016
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#1 Just Because You Can't Pole Dance, Doesn't Mean You Shouldn't Pole Dance.

#2 For The Last Time, Get Off The Damn Pole!

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#3 Dance Like Nobody's Watching.

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#4 One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Floor..

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#5 You Don't Have To Go Home, But You Can't Stay Here!

#6 Let's Give The Little Lady A Hand.

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#7 This Is What They Mean When They Say Alcohol Gives You Numb Nuts.

#8 Sorry Girl, It's Just Not Twerkin'.

#9 Look At Me, I'm Sandra Dee...

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#10 This Is Why You Don't Send Strippers To Children's Parties.

#11 Go Out Dancing They Said. Drunk Girls Are Easy They Said...

#12 Nobody's Gonna Believe This. Let Me Take A Selfie.

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#13 "If I Was That Drunk Would I Really Be Able To Do This?"

#14 Mom, Dad, I Can Explain. Somebody Spiked My Drink. Seven Times.

#15 Get Down & Boogie And Play That Funky Music!

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#16 And Finally, This Is How I Ended Up With This Extra $50 And A Trophy. I Think.